What I Offer
Want to escape your stressful life for a little while and forget about your troubles? I am the perfect solution! I offer services for every desire and every budget.
Simply TEXT me at (865) 309-5410
And don't forget, I am always happy to accept tips for a job well done!
Simply TEXT me at (865) 309-5410
And don't forget, I am always happy to accept tips for a job well done!
RATES & INFO:
I have a 140 minimum for incall and 200 for outcall. Please do not ask me to see you for less than that. The answer will be no, regardless of the circumstances. I don't ask you to work for less than your regular pay. Please allow me the same courtesy. Attempts to lowball me will result in being blocked.
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Incall Rates
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Outcall Rates
(may vary depending on the time of day and your location. (dragging me out of bed in the middle of the night to drive an hour will cost a little more, for example)
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I am no longer offering the overnight option or appointments longer than 3-4 hours to new clients. I need to know you first. If that is something you are interested in, please message me directly at (865) 309-5410.
I have a 140 in/200 out minimum. Above all, please DO NOT haggle with me. My rates are firm!
I set my rates; you do not. Lowball offers will be ignored. Please treat me with respect. Don't make me feel cheap by trying to get a lower rate! If you are a considerable distance away (more than a 30 minute drive) please expect a small travel fee. It is simply to cover my gas to get to you and back home, nothing more. The further away you are, the more it will cost to get to you. Any upcharge for travel will be very reasonable and affordable, and I will ensure you are aware of it ahead of time. Please tell me your location when contacting me so I that I am able to give you an accurate quote.
I set my rates; you do not. Lowball offers will be ignored. Please treat me with respect. Don't make me feel cheap by trying to get a lower rate! If you are a considerable distance away (more than a 30 minute drive) please expect a small travel fee. It is simply to cover my gas to get to you and back home, nothing more. The further away you are, the more it will cost to get to you. Any upcharge for travel will be very reasonable and affordable, and I will ensure you are aware of it ahead of time. Please tell me your location when contacting me so I that I am able to give you an accurate quote.
I am generally available from around 2pm to 1am almost every day. I am only available at night on Sundays and select Wednesdays. Any appointments outside those hours may incur an added fee. Please schedule at least a day ahead of time when possible.
If you are requesting outcall services outside of this circle, please be aware that a small travel fee may be required. This fee will be discussed and agreed upon by both parties beforehand. No surprise fees!
The Fine Print: (Yes, it's important. Please read it.)
- During this Covid-19 outbreak, if you are experiencing any symptoms of Coronavirus, please do not visit and see your PCP. Our health should always come before pleasure. If you prefer that I wear a mask or use hand sanitizer, gloves, or take any other Covid-related precautions during our encounter, please let me know and I will respect your concerns.
- I expect to be treated with respect while talking with you and spending time with you. Any rude or disrespectful behavior will cause me to discontinue our contact. If you are rough or over-zealous, I will ask you to calm down ONE TIME. After that, I will end the session, and I do expect to be compensated for my time, so please be a gentleman during all of our interactions.
- If something happens through no fault of my own that cuts our time short, such as a relative or roommate coming home early, I still expect to be paid in full. I don't mind to reschedule, but I will be paid the full amount of the visit that had to be cut short, as well as the full amount for the rescheduled visit.
- Unsolicited photos of your genitals will result in you being blocked. Grow up. No Dick Pics!!
- If there are any special circumstances or needs you may have that are out of the ordinary and will affect our time together, please let me know ahead of time. (wheelchair, etc.)
- Almost everything is included in the base rate, but there are a couple of services available that require an extra fee. If you are interested, please TEXT me at (865) 309-5410.
- For incall, I may request a photo of just your face so that I know who to expect to show up at my front door. I am happy to delete it in front of you after you arrive.
- If you are a condsiderable distance away (more than 30 minutes) there is a possible small travel charge to cover the expenses of my travel. The upcharge will depend on how far away you are. Please understand that I am using my time and gas to travel to you for your convenience, and no reasonable person would expect me to do that on my own dime. When quoting travel costs, it may seem as though I'm pulling random numbers out of my ass. However, I can assure you that's not the case. My travel costs range between $10 and $20 per 30 minutes on the road, one way only. I do not expect compensation for my trip home. My 5.7L V8 gets very thirsty, and long trips can be extremely expensive.
- Do not lowball me! I price me; you do not! This is not an auction and I am not cattle. Please do not INSULT me by attempting to haggle or lowball me. My rates are FIRM and will not be reduced no matter how sad your story is, no matter what you look like, or any other reasons you give that makes you think you deserve a lower rate. Attempts to talk down my rates will be met with a block.
